Do you want my secret recipe for eggnog? Here it is:
I think he’s got ‘Mother’s’ voice running through his head non-stop,’ hold on my boy, won’t be much longer now’. It’s an Angela Lansbury thing.
and has the most stressful job in the world.
Pence’s head: “I’m going to up the dose of his daily poison another ounce. This is taking too long.”
Fucking swallow, Donald. It isn’t gay to swallow your spit no matter what Pence says to you.
And that’s only if you’re white. Anyone of color will have to enter through the service door around back.
Oh christ, are you kidding me. Do you see the way that asshole likes his steaks cooked? His coke is probably cut with crushed up Necco Wafers
Even his teeth are like GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF HERE.
I’ve been afraid to tell this story, so I’m just going to drop it here in the replies to your comment, because I think you will understand and I am still afraid to speak of it directly.
IT IS PEEK-A-BOO, IVANKA!!!
It can also be hard to come forward in a small community, like the LGBT community, because everything is so intertwined. In my hometown, there was a guy who had “inappropriate relationships” with some of my friends (I don’t know the exact details, but they were coercive and had a huge power differential). None of my…
Sadly, I have been sexually abused by 2 women during our Halloween party about 10 years ago. I was really hammered. I came to when one of the girls boyfriend opened the door and screamed “what the fuck are you doing?!” When I came to, one was kissing me and the other was performing oral sex. These were my friends. If…
I beg you to imagine her role in this being a man. Girls can rape girls.
That article would get 20 million views in the first day. Also 500 million angry comments. But that’s only like 20 more angry comments than the rest of the Jez articles get, so I’d call it a net gain.
Wow, I’m really impressed with Instagram for taking a stance against these photos. Of course, it’s always hard to know all the context surrounding an image, but I think this is a great step in terms of educating people who have no idea that there is an issue.
I guess that’s what happens when you write the bill in the margins on shitty photocopies of wet dream tax policy proposals from Grover Norquist.
I may have mental issues. I don’t know if what I’m feeling is justified or if I’m insane. If the events in the last year...if my response to them are normal or if my mental illness is making me into a madman. If i’m just a fool who’s been brainwashed by MS Media to be strung up on stupid things that this presidency…
In some mildly amusing (but surely ephemeral) good news, the GOP Senate tax plan accidentally eliminated all corporate tax deductions because of a screw up over the corporate Alternative Minimum Tax. It was supposed to be removed, but McConnell had to shove it back in at the last minute to pay for various vote…
Manafort managed to fuck himself over even more with Mueller. One of the conditions keeping him under house arrest and not in jail leading up to his trial was that he couldn’t make any contact with the press to try and sway public opinion and they caught him ghost writing a favorable op-ed with a Russian with…