“But otherwise showed no sign of infection”. Pardon me, but doesn’t GREEN DISCHARGE from the PENIS scream infection? How many signs do you need?

Everything about the Jenny Slate date is scary, weird, pathetic?, a huge red flag and a bunch of other things. However I don’t think this is an instance of mansplaining. A dude in possession of a suit of armor better know his terminology and in fact that’s the only part of this story I like. Also did he think he was…

Yeah well, being the dude after Captain America, you HAVE to bring a gimmick

I believe that this time in history will be fascinating for my grandchildren to study. As long as school hasn’t been outlawed.

I want all of them together in the same cell...Seinfeld style.

One day teachers will use what they are doing to the ACA as an example of a self-fulling prophecy

Now I want a disability cheque wrapped around a pack of no-filters.

He’s a petulant five-year-old in an old man’s body. He doesn’t get his way and he throws a hissy fit and then decidesome no one gets their way. Then he gets to pretend to drive a big truck and that pacified him for a moment.

He was back to torture Jonah some more this season. I used to think I was good at insults, then I started watching this show and realized I was an amateur.

Well, he’s still got decent taste in ties; if only he didn’t fall down on the length (because he trips on them a lot)

Really? What makes you say that?

I’m beginning to think our president has no fucking clue what he’s doing.

Leading to the GOP 2018 campaign motto: “Despite Our Best Efforts, We Failed To Murder You All!”

Cripes, who WASN’T at that friggin’ Traitors R Us meeting at this point? I expect to hear next that Trotsky was there bitching about the high deductibles for ax-removal surgery.

Because he’s quoting what Papa Putin said

“Trump has had a massive boner for Putin for quite some time - as boneheaded beta males often do when in presence of a seemingly powerful thug. CNN chronicled it nicely: http://www.cnn.com/interactive/2017/03/politics/trump-putin-russia-timeline/”

Depending on your ethnicity, he may want you to stick your head in an oven too. You guys might have more in common than you think!

I have calmly waited for my conservative, deep-South family to admit that everything is going to hell...but I finally lost it today. Air Traffic Controllers got word from our union that the current incarnation of budget that is up for vote will axe our retirement pensions (along with firefighters, and so on).

Trump thinks Congress is going to go even more Republican next year?