Especially pathetic since it was Obama who endorsed Macron while Trump endorsed Le Pen.

In my experience with European greetings — the air-kisses, with a varying number depending on which country, lol — you don’t grab somebody by the shoulders and DRAG them into forced cheek smooches with actual contact like Trump did (ew, ew, ew,ew, ewwww), you ...wait for them to lean in first until you’re sure…

So, now there’s news that Junior’s meeting with the Russian lawyer was attended by a former KGB counterintelligence officer.

Subliminal autocorrect, man. It never lies. The Universe doesn’t speak to you any clearer than that.

I live in, not a “tiny home”, but a small normal home with my family of five. We’re at about 800 square feet? And I feel downright countercultural. Sometimes in a good way but sometimes also in a self conscious way, like people are wondering what’s wrong with us.

I know someone who grew up in a boathouse because their parents decided to “choose” that lifestyle. Super fun right? Not really. They were essentially homeless. They had to leave their house to use a public bathroom.

The “wall” is sounding more like a chain link fence all the time.

Someone will be standing right where a bag is thrown even though the wall is supposed to cover thousands of miles.

Don’t forget he is talking a steel wall there too. You know, steel, the material he is thinking of imposing big tariffs on foreign steel. Most of his advisors, the steel industry, and folks on the Hill have told him not to do it because it will be bad for the economy. Talk is they may have an exception through a…

He didn’t even take into consideration the growing Mexican drug catapult industry. Sheesh

He’s like two weeks from claiming that this see-through wall is already built and claiming mission accomplished, right?

I know he lives in the White House, but I’m still mildly surprised he got the date of its construction correct.

100% this was Trump being polite. Like, obviously this hag needs me to want to fuck her so she can feel good about herself. So I tell her I want to fuck her. It’s a compliment.

Absolutely. ABSOLUTELY. He’s surprised he’s thinking about fucking a woman over 35.

Look, he didn’t grab her by the pussy so I guess there’s the Presidential pivot we’ve all been looking for.

A woman hears a news report about a guy driving the wrong way on the highway and calls her granddad to warn him because he’s driving too. “One?” he says, “there’s hundreds of ’em!”

Just leaving this old gem here..

skimming the beach on their ultra-low takeoffs and landings

Amelia was huge, and great. She stayed at Trump towers, loved it. It was all we talked about. I wanted to know more about air travel, she insisted we talk about Trump towers. Big supporter, great human, fantastic body, a delight. A real American treasure...not like that Rosie O’pigface. She’s disgusting, can’t stand…

The POTUS* has already asked the intel community to spend 100% of their time on this matter, to the exclusion of everything else. He also issued this statement: