Now I want a spin-off for Joe.

Maybe now that she’s made one herself, she’ll be more careful with her clothes. I’m always so irritated when reading Voyager that she ruins or loses half a dozen articles of clothing — most on loan to her! — in her first 72 hours with Jamie. And half that time is spent in bed!

I have spent many minutes looking for the perfect emoji I thought I saw.

Well, there’s reunite and then there’s REUNITE! They only got to the former last night. =P

She did admit to dying her hair before going back. That was a pretty adorable scene.

You have to look up prices to tell me how wrong my own experience was? Maybe it was my fault all along because I didn’t have a coupon for BC. Or maybe you missed where I said that some women can’t take the generic?

I thought that Iwo Jima picture was staged. Much like Pence’s little snit-fit today.

Um, that’s not how much the pill costs if you don’t have insurance covering a portion (before the ACA, I mean). Mine were $30 a month with insurance paying the rest. That was the max I paid for prescriptions then under that insurance and it was generally for name-brand stuff when I couldn’t get generic, like for my…

I said it too. And also a very dumb thing about how I shouldn’t have to know who Nelson Mandela was because I wasn’t black. I burn with shame every time I remember that and how my friend was kind enough to jerk a knot in my hide over it.

Why is there a lid for every pot but not for my plastic leftovers containers?

“Puss bags”...

Whereas I think there would be fewer religions..

Nah, that’s just garden variety selfishness with a side of assholery.

I guess I need to borrow your tinfoil hat. I hadn’t thought of that until you said it but it does make a certain kind of sense. The trick would be to keep all the senators in line for these nine months so that the Trumpcare vote just barely loses. I’d love to say I doubt that kind of control would happen but some of…

I didn’t read it as a criticism I read it as “contrary to what the other side would do, Dems are getting to work on a bipartisan solution.”

As an aside, how would one get a job like that? I could fill up my time <strikethrough>surfing</strikethrough>monitoring Pinterest boards.

It’s the haiku of modern times.

And then make sure your speakers are right on the floor. Who needs rugs, amirite?

They’d be too busy playing Deer Hunter to do the Heimlich.

My sister for one. She had taken her daughte to the ER to get stitches from some sport thing. There was a woman there with her 4ish-year-old daughter with, what sounded like from her description, pretty severe bronchitis. My sister overheard the other mom say they didn’t have insurance. Of course, the child was…