Ok, but what is a former President supposed to do for a living after they are out of office? It’s not like Obama can get a job in some law office. His working life, as most of us know it, is over. (Likely, Michelle’s is too, which inexplicably saddens me more). If he is well-paid for his speeches — as he ought to be —…

Also, I’d like to think the Secret Service is working exactly as hard as POTUS is working. So they should track down some of those threats by 2025 or so (if the planet makes it that long).

Clorox?

“Douche ball!” Not a great image.

I hope there are cleaning services. I mean, you could probably take Harmony into the shower with you but it seems like it would be more awkward to get fully clean than a Fleshlight.

Your writing is fine! And what’s more: you’re willing to come back and clarify if needed. I rarely see such a calm exchange of ideas on the interwebz and I thank both you and CaptOtter for that. I learned a lot from you both just now.

Yup, and it read: “Do you like me? Circle Y or N.”

The bear is nice.

He has zero idea what a “deal” is. Even if that story might be plausible, why would Iran come back after 24 hours? There isn’t anything to agree to at that point.

I don’t know what race card you think I’ve thrown. I’m pretty sure I’ve never mentioned my race in this discussion. I am curious to see if you will say what race you think I am. Because if you are wrong, it will call all of your other statements into question. I suspect you won’t commit to revealing your prejudice…

I actually don’t need a nanny, thanks. But you seem to be willing to talk about the individual when it come to my personal needs but only willing to talk about undocumented people as a whole entity. I’d ask why that is but I already know. It’s because you’ve never known an undocumented person. You think that…

I really don’t understand why you think your points are a valid argument when you look at it from the individual’s perspective. So what if the U.S. led the world in accepting war refugees in some past decade? Do you think that matters to someone who is trying to get their family to safety right now? Think about this:…

Yeah, if your #1 point is why WisdomLost (what a great name, btw) thinks crime rates are higher, that’s a bit of a fallacy. Undocumented people do commit a crime one time when they cross the border. They aren’t committing that crime day after day from then on. That would be like that since a jaywalked once in college…

So what about people who come to the U.S. from countries other than Mexico? Better be careful here. You’re letting your “brown person” hate show.

Why “without a doubt a bad thing?” I guarantee that if you live in the U.S., whatever fruit or vegetable you ate today was picked by an undocumented worker. They are paying sales tax on whatever they buy which pays for the roads, schools, etc. Many, many undocumented people have FICA and Social Security tax taken out…

Excuse me. I have to go take a cold shower now.

I won third prize in last year’s county fair with an apple pie. But my top crust was a lattice of bacon. I heard people talking about the bacon-apple pie all night on the fairgrounds.

Why is that?

I wish I knew where I could sign up for that sweet protestor cash...

Also probably because there is likely no small number of people who think Secretary of State is an actual secretary taking dictation while she sits on the boss’s knee.