BMW turns 100 tomorrow and in German tradition, they will celebrate by getting drunk and buying out another brand.

You’ve just described every Tavarish article.

Anyways, back in rational land:

Audi is pretty clear that the S5 is the 440i competitor and the RS5 is the M3/4 competitor. They last time people actually compared an S4 to an M3 was back in the E46 days.

I just about lost it when I saw the shot of the GPS showing you in the middle of the lake.

is it fun to drive? coz it sure aint a looker

You’re an idiot.

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Fixed it for you.

Yup. The new one improves on the headlights, but I prefer the older grille. I think the old design would’ve looked better if the outer lights were smaller and more in line with the headlamps.

But the Arnage/Brooklands still stands as the best-looking Bentley ever to me.

And this is exactly why articles like this are ridiculous. Opinion pieces are fine, but lengthy rants that make out your preferences to be completely infallible are garbage.

It’s the hot take of automotive journalism. Thrown out there to get a response knowing full well that it has no reason to be written in the first…

Sometimes (most times) I think you hate on things just to hate on them. Some of those cars you posted have really odd design elements that don’t really work together. But to flat out call them all ugly? No chance.

No no dude, I know what you mean, it's all good. The other day I was in the parking lot at work and there was a guy in his brand new Tesla Model S, idling it in his spot for like 10 minutes trying to achieve working steam pressure on his steam engine so he could pull away. I was like, this guy's a fucking idiot, how…