Obviously we need to start arming the 13-year-old girls.

When I first saw Street Fighter II screenshots in EGM it was mind-blowing. At that time the world had never seen anything so advanced. It felt cutting edge.

Okay now them’s fighting words.

I want her and Sarah Palin to have a televised spelling bee.

It looks like little faces are screaming and trying to get out.

People need to stop that shit! These motherfuckers don’t even bother to do a proper apology, they never make amends but simple fuckers go on forgiving them so these assholes can go on to do this shit to someone else.

If someone were to beat the living shit out of this bitch I wouldn’t feel bad about it AT ALL.

I’m convinced Putin is behind this whole thing as a gambit to try and save his puppet from being removed from office.

Sorry in advance, this is going to be a longer post and it was originally written to a person who trying to say the students who are asking for gun control, don’t understand that they are asking for the innocent to be punished (by having their guns taken away). But I think it fits here as well.

“Self inflicted gunshot at the White House”
Who else, if even for a second, was like, “oh please oh please oh please”

They knew that they couldn’t storm Jabba’s palace, so the plan was to get everyone inside the palace and take it down.

I always wondered how long after ESB did ROTJ take place and what did Luke do during that time? How did he complete his training? Why didn’t he return to Yoda?

It’s a war where you hope everyone loses!

I’m not gonna lie, the balloon mode thing seems to me like a very Nintendo way to get people to submit bug reports, it’s like “hide this in your best hiding spot and put it on the internet” and people are like “okay, I’ll glitch it out of bounds,” and Nintendo’s like “thank you, now let’s remove the ability to reach…

Actually, and this surprised me too, EA was the one to start down this path before everybody else ever since Andrew Wilson got on board. So really, they just went full circle.

Their love for Israel comes from believing that it's necessary to bring about the end of the world based on their bizarre interpretation of a revenge fantasy against the Roman empire, which they think somehow predicts the future, and they think said end of the world would be a good thing.

White evangelicals in the United States may be the single least persecuted religious group in human history. They're so unpersecuted that they define persecution as them not being able to persecute other religions.

Yeah these people are fucking morons,

Awesome work I-Team.