the version of me that lives in the alternate reality where bernie won the election and this twathole was sent on a space mission to explore the solar surface must be laughing his ass off at us. smug jerk.

this erection feels right. i realize that now.

haha, that’s great.

good for donnie. daily, hour long love sonnets from hannity were great for a while, but trump cheats on his mistresses with pornstars.

now that she’s a trumpanzee, simpleton is the most polite way to convey that someone voted for trump DESPITE they themselves not being a racist shithead.

totally unrelated, but i just wanted to say, “wait a minute, penguins can’t fly!”

honda clearly thinking ahead already planning for the rising coastlines in coming years. we’ll see who’s stupid after honda meets q3 profit forecasts in 15 years, whether or not california or florida still exist.

the best part of florida news is that everything leading up to the end of the story is just as good as the funny picture that immortalizes it as clickbait worthy

what a classy way to call someone stupid, and because they’re already fans of vague, long-winded bullshit it’s polite sounding as well

i’m not an expert on any related subject, but i remember seeing old documenfs from the lunar missions (probly through TIL) and reading about plans for potential methods of construction on the moon. they described a waterless-cement material they could mix using mostly local resources but i’m just saying.......there’s…

eat shit, ancient egyptians. you can buy lego sets of your dumb buildings with stairs on the outside now.

are there any more rocks left? is there some waiting list i can get in on? what do the rocks do?

to be fair, without bold faced lies this whole thing is a publicity stunt by a money launderer.

leave that poor old vintage cabbage patch doll alone. personally, i give her props for not beginning her replies with “i know, right?” or “dude, i’m just reading what the paper they gave me says, who the fuck knows why trump ___x___”.

crawfish: no longer JUST gross looking sea cockroaches.

screw third world countries, i’m worried about trump fucking up our water supplies.

so what you’re saying is you don’t care about about the politics or science behind this issue so you don’t see why your consumer choice should be limited by it. of course, you buried it under all sorts of fancy sounding skeptical pseudo-science as it usually is.

facebook is one of the most powerful inventions ever and you idiots used it to make trump king of america. good riddance. it was like giving every chimp a flamethrower. the jungle will burn.

fucking finally.

this shit right here is why i would never support armed teachers/guards at schools. the minute they are allowed i predict a spike in minority kids being suspected of being threats and murdered because some remedial bitch ass college reject (cop) was startled by all the movement and loud noises of a crowded school