*pulls on shirt collar to allow steam heat to escape*

they should’ve just remastered the aoe2 demo.

any democrat that wants my vote better run on repealing all trump legislation at minimum. this is a deal breaker. if the liberal ticket does not seek to rollback all of it explicitly, i’m voting republican just to watch this shit burn.

i went to law school in costco. i was captain of my batin’ team.

if the winter olympics weren’t so god damned boring i’d..............thats actually i can think of.

i understand that people care about this shit, not sure why. i think the technical reasons for the differences are legit fascinating, but the idea of this being a meaningful issue to anyone outside of a world renowned speed runner makes me sad.

those busts/heads are fucking awesome. i seriously don’t “get” straw island or any others

that’s what i said when trump ran for president

i saw a documentary about the original cabbage patch dolls, before the idea was stolen . pretty sure i saw sarah huckabee in pictures of the original babies.

as with everything trump does, its further proof that donnie dumb has the self awareness of a particularly stupid toddler. it is desperately blatant that hicks’ primary qualification is her appearance, which to be fair for which she is pretty damned qualified, but which draws attention to her odd path to a white house…

i’m not sure what his legal name is but he answers to the name “florida man”.

cargo pants are redundant with a fanny pack.

beat me. he’s like an aged leather sack coated in cheetos debris

i assume trump will be re-elected and that republicans in congress would bring back the horse and buggy if we ran out of fossil fuels. they’d adapt to eating raw hamburgers before they’d consider liberal plots to de-straightify christian men.

i’ve only seen the first and i didn’t love it but it had a lot of stuff going for it. mostly i remember it for being the loudest movie i saw in a theater. the bass was so heavy when the thing was stomping around that it bordered on one of those amusement park attractions where the theater shakes

i’ve been in the “fuck discourse, this is stupid because you’re a disingenuous piece of shit” mode pretty much since the election but i did spend quite a few months arguing with trumpanzees. since the attacks shifted towards fbi/mueller, it became clear that debate is futile when you’re incapable of shame.

i imagine the wealthy fellow behind him wearing a monocle is next in line for a cut of toddler meat.

the internet is surely the greatest thing ever conceived, for it allows stupid ass shit like this to be a thing that matters to atleast several dozen people. god bless dirt cheap computing

there are people lined up around the block to sign up. you could put on one of those cancer warnings like cigarettes on the spaceship and hipsters would flock

i’ll volunteer to go. unless the trumps are going.