The guy she is dancing with isn’t even looking at her. What’s his problem?

This is nuts

Just Say No

Hey Scat!!! Nice to see you. Yes still alive. Haven’t been on Kinja as much lately. Hope all great with you.

He has diarrhea of the face

Screw Tylenol. Go straight for the vodka

Green River for St Pat’s Day

This is not a St Pat’s meal. This is more like St Pat’s Day

Baking you a green cake in honor of St Pat’s Day

Someone left the cake out in the rain and I don’t know if I can take it OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO