But most of those states population is in metro areas that vote for us. We just need to crack some of the rural areas, really the suburban areas, of those states and we are back.

“West Virginia isn’t the South.”

I’ve been saying that to Democrats for years: forget the South. You don’t need it to win an election.

Of course, it has nothing on Jalopnik’s dragon:

Would an actual progressive win in West Virginia?

What the state needs is a statute stating that encourging suicide is felony coercion. By making this manslaughter, they open up a whole can of worms that words are the same, legally, as violence. And that can of worms could go all sorts of really, really unfortunate places.

The dude who makes my sandwich everyday. “Evan” I think?

Wait stop the presses, is this the same Jane Marie who used to write for Millihelen?

Chester had a vocal range that was really underappreciated in general. Of male vocalists especially I think he was the most talented of his generation. I’m including people who were not Nu-Metal in that too: R. Kelly could sing some dirty lyrics, but his voice was never blow-you-away good. And not saying anything…

I mean Linkin Park was good too.

And remember, Anthony Anderson was accused of abuse too. The show literally STARS an abuser.

And no one’s mentioning his rape-y bullshit that we were all talking about last year.

I used to sit in dad’s International Scout and pretend I was fighting the commies.

More and more every day.

I hate that future female tech leaders will inevitably draw comparison to this shit stain. Fuck Theranos and Elizabeth Holmes.

That this was not presented as an episode of Francy Kristin is a shame and I really question the editorial direction of Jalopnik right now.

But holistic medicine is basically bullshit.

We’re at a strange, confusing juncture in feminism, where “self-care” is often preached to us in a way that is infantilizing and “strong,” “aspirational” Instagram fitness models who are just slightly more muscular than runway models are presented to us as a physical ideal of Woman Power.