What measuring stick would you accept, for the racism and homophobia and general shiftiness of the South? Amount of slaves held? Poverty rates? Literacy rates? Per capita income? Economic productivity?

Well it's true that the REAL divide in America is rural and urban. And that the shitty redneck town in the podcast isn't shitty because it's in the godforsaken South, but because its small.

There are more reasons to not visit Alabama than stereotypes. You can not visit Alabama because it's ugly and boring.

White people in the South are in fact overwhelmingly Republican. People in the South are in fact more racist. And if you measure by, say, education and literacy, they're more stupid.

I grew up in a small Southern town. Not as small as S-Town, but a town of less than 10,000.

The North Koreans made one, "Pulgasari"—seriously, he starts out as this tiny little dude, but he grows giant as he eats.

Did the Unabomber get paroled?

Here are a couple of other possible nominees:

It's still just people making up fairy tales though. Why not just say that Zapruder shot him?

Christ, he thinks Jeffrey Macdonald is innocent? Really? Just when it seemed that Bill James couldn't get any dumber…you are correct, he is the most amazing example of an idiot savant writer, one of the greatest baseball writers of all time, just painfully stupid about anything else.

There is no limit to the stupid bullshit people will believe about the Kennedy assassination. There's probably someone out there who thinks Jackie killed him.

Ceausescu? Seems like a "trial of the century" would have to last longer than half an hour.

GJI is basically whatever an AV intern stumbles across on Reddit.

I remember Teri Copley. She was really really really good looking.

Are there really two different articles about the same John Oates interview?

I had the same thing happen, DVR says it's a new one, but this is an old one.

That's the greatest story I've ever heard.

"Holy crap, really?"

Technicolor is used for the closing sequence of "The Hollywood Revue of 1929", when the cast sings…

Mickey Rooney had sex with whoever he wanted, including Ava Gardner. And Deanna Durban was way sexier than Judy Garland was.