My God, Helen Mirren. "Age of Consent". Yowza.

I was saddened a couple years ago to read that Cinemax had closed down Cinemax After Dark. I get it, I guess, the internet has taken over porn, but must all our erotica be shitty videos? Can't we have movies that look more or less professional in which Kira Reed and Gabriella Hall take their clothes off a lot?

"Cimarron" fucking sucked. I particularly enjoyed how Richard Dix could get shot in the arm and still carry a gun with that arm.

"While in development the film was titled "Joey and the Chimp" but the chimpanzee demanded sole ownership of the title as he felt that LeBlanc's equal billing in the title impugned his acting credentials."

"ugly people are gorgeous people in ugly-makeup"

I'm just going to assume that is a biopic of Louise Brooks.

Cagney is wonderful, really great in this film. Dick Powell—"Do you marry him!" And de Havilland is so so pretty.

The four films I have seen…

Yeah, I kind of want to watch that movie now.

It is in some states. Never forget that the United States is a patchwork of fifty teeny countries.

And, finally, the votes are in and Entertainment Weekly has chosen its Funniest Man Alive. And who is the Funniest Man Alive? You guessed it — Frank Stallone! … Congratulations, Frank Stallone!

I'm commenting right now, instead of working

Is this a person in America who doesn't have a DVR? Or On Demand? Or a computer for streaming?

This is not the case, as it is not Mason's farm, he's only a tenant.

Carson is really just the most amazing example of a servile bootlick.

The 1935 "A Midsummer Night's Dream" is among other things the movie debut of Olivia de Havilland. Who is still alive.

Would have thought "women don't play football" would be a pretty good reason why women don't coach football.

They don't have superheroes in them. If it isn't a superhero or a toy and it can't start a franchise, it doesn't get made.

Foul Play and Seems Like Old Times are fantastic. Even if "Seems Like Old Times" is a ripoff of an old Cary Grant movie called "Talk of the Town".

Harold Hardrada. Got his ass whipped at Stamford Bridge. Literally did not see the Saxons coming.