Let's hope so.

He made friends with the Nazis!

Well, "Elementary" made him a heroin addict.

TV Tropes calls this the "clueless mystery".

"ARE YOU AN ACTOR?"

Goddamn, I'm so happy that this column is back.

Harold Lloyd flipped the bird in "Speedy" 87 years ago.

No, that would be Elmo. Fucking Elmo. Hate that little shit.

Bob only appears sporadically these days. There are several younger cast members, including one chick who's supposed to be Luis and Maria's daughter. And then there's this lovely woman, who runs the laundromat.

Godspeed, Maria. You were the best.

So, Prince William, and Randall Flagg.

They kind of made that movie already, it's called "Kind Hearts and Coronets". Only a dukedom, though.

The Joe Schmo Show is the greatest television program ever.

There was a deeply crazy comment thread here a while back that had folks suggesting that Saul from "Better Call Saul" was guilty of "rape by fraud" because he told that chick in the bar that he was Kevin Costner.

I thought that was hilarious—the British Parliament deciding to "reform" their hereditary monarch. Talk about putting lipstick on a pig. They might as well make it goofier. Pass a law saying that you can't be King unless you can shotgun a beer.

Hard to believe that many of those girls really bought the premise.

"The Mole" wasn't lurid or exploitative. It might be the smartest reality show ever.

1. That episode where they show off Sofia Vergara's rack.
2. That other episode where they show off Sofia Vergaras rack.
3-10. Etc.

Hey, my comment got deleted!

The ability of the internet to coin insanely stupid slang terms is amazing. The first time I saw that word I thought it was someone who didn't speak English as a first language.