Well, she isn't evil, and she can't possibly fuck it up any worse than the other kings of Westeros have.

Well, I'll be damned.

Well, we wouldn't want to hire an authentically unattractive woman to play RBG, would we? No, we'll hire Natalie Portman, and no doubt read stories about how "brave" she is to ugly up.

It is funny! Now, who's hotter?

When can we expect Amy Schumer's comedy sketch about how wanting to see this movie is wrong?

that's called "push-up"

Wait. Wait.

I just feel embarrassed for the human race when I see those commercials.

Glad Edgar Wright isn't wasting his talents on a stupid comic book movie.

Hansel?….Hansel?

It doesn't matter. Just as long as "Elementary" stays on the air.

I don't know who Sutton Foster is. I could look her up, but I just wanted to observe, in light of our reviewer's constant, weekly "it had to be guest star X" comments, that I don't know who Sutton Foster is, and I think that's true of most of "Elementary"'s viewership.

You're a terrible person.

There's nothing that I hate more than actresses being made to look pretty. Horrors!

What I remember is the scene where they're in the casino hotel room and she's dancing. But that scene on the inner tube certainly didn't hurt.

I have been to three movies in my life solely because there was a hot actress in it. I went to "The Gift" to see the Katie Holmes topless scene, I went to "Fools Rush In" because of how Salma Hayek looked in the trailer, and I went to "Idle Hands" because of how Jessica Alba looked in the trailer.

Well, that's a thing. It's real, and it works. I am a John Q. Titlover, and the fact that they cast Sofia Vergara in that movie instead of, say, Amy Schumer, makes me more likely to go see it.

"Hottest lady on TV…Ilana Glazer."

That angle of attack business was really a strain. I think the kid was obviously guilty and Fonda's hypothesis doesn't begin to reach the level of reasonable doubt, for all the reasons the article explains.

I'll never watch this show, but the "12 Angry Men" angle got me to read this review, and I'm glad to read that AV Club piece. That was my takeaway from the movie as well, that Henry Fonda wound up letting a guilty man go free. Someone else snuck into the apartment right after the kid left and murdered the dad, huh? …