“He’s spending more money on legal fees than on the campaign” - Lady G

GOOD! I’ve already enjoyed watching Trump bleed the RNC dry. It’ll be wonderful to watch them roll up to the 2024 campaign season with an empty war chest, donors who closed their check books, and more court dates than campaign stops. 

Hold the phone, Ted Cruz is up next >.>

Amazing how Lindsey Graham once again manages to somehow, against all odds given the other people involved here, say the single dumbest fucking thing possible.

horrible karens, all of them. for sure.

It’s “our nation’s true history” in the same vein as the Nazi’s were “the master race”.  Yeah, if you wanna cram your head up your ass that far, maybe it looks true, but the rest of us see it for the lie it is.

There are a handful of Black Republican politicians that are the most wretched they can be. He is one of them, up there with Clarence Thomas, Sen Tim Scott, janky ass Herschel Walker, Michigan GOP Party Leader Kristina Karamo and yes, Kanye.

I gotta wonder why 8% of Dems don’t view Rosa friggen Parks favorably.

Ku Klux Kourt strikes again.

So is the Mississippi all that different in effect or original intent than most of the other laws like it?

Idiots are the #1 reason flying sucks and you are one of them apparently.

What’s more, Alex says that most flight attendants have the mindset of “if I touch it, I tag it,” meaning if they assist you with your bag, they’re going to automatically gate check it for you to pick it up later at the carousel at your final destination. Keep that in mind if you, like me, cut it close with the size…

Of course he is. He hasn’t seen his own since he was married to Ivana.

According to the Russian ladies of the night, trump had the smallest one they had ever seen.

I would like to request a moratorium on all further mentions of Stormy Daniels description of Trump's penis. I consider being forced to consider the appearance of his genitalia a form of abuse.

Fun fact: In Ancient Greece, big penises were associated with dumb oafs and brutes, whereas the ideal civilized and sophisticated man had a tiny dick. Going by that logic, I believe that these guys have huge dongs.

Can we just agree that anyone that shows up to celebrate Donald Trump’s birthday deserves the grift?

Cops gonna cop.

It must have been difficult to choose *JUST* 14 examples of idiots with badges being idiots, because there are soooo many from which to choose. And I wish I could say that was sarcasm, but it’s not. Law Enforcement practically self-selects for terrible people with a lust for power and the desire to abuse it.

Every time I see that picture, I think he’s eating a substantial turd. With a knife and fork. And a sh*t eating grin.

Congratulations on the degree and the job!