I don't have the time to watch this, Internet.
Well yes I do but I don't have the attention span, Internet.

I thought about that one too, but I didn't want to acknowledge its existence.

The Dick Van Dyke Show
The Cosby Show

I’ve never heard the term “re-up” but now I want to keep it in my daily vocabulary.

I’ve never heard the term “re-up” but now I want to keep it in my daily vocabulary.

If I ever decide to upgrade past Mavericks (and I’m sure at some point I will), then I look forward to checking it out.

Where does Facebook even display their full logo (beyond the “f” in a blue box)? Certainly nowhere on Facebook.

I spent good money on HyperDock and gosh darn it, I’m going to continue to use it.

Definitely; I thought it was trying to homage Goodfellas with a Jewish twist.

I bought a pack of frozen turkey burgers because they significantly cheaper than beef. I was surprised how great they taste, and they smell delicious while grilling.

Lisa needs braces.

And since it doesn't exist on the West Coast of the United States, I still have yet to try it.

I have a better theory. We swipe right because sex.

He's the cousin of Bojack Horseman.

We don’t know that yet. The other newly hired coders quit, but Carla is special. Because she’s a woman.

— unless, that is, you’re still stuck with a Droid.

They update it each week based on the events of the episode. Further blurs the line between Real Life and HBO.

http://www.piedpiper.com/ shows that the camera guy is still alive, but barely.

Old Spice anything. Haven’t found a fragrance I didn’t like yet.

Old Spice anything. Haven’t found a fragrance I didn’t like yet.

If I can send music to my Chromecast, I’m in.

Some live tiles replace the need for gadgets. You could also install Rainmeter if you really want them on your desktop.