I don't have the time to watch this, Internet.
Well yes I do but I don't have the attention span, Internet.

I thought about that one too, but I didn't want to acknowledge its existence.

The Dick Van Dyke Show
The Cosby Show

I’ve never heard the term “re-up” but now I want to keep it in my daily vocabulary.

I’ve never heard the term “re-up” but now I want to keep it in my daily vocabulary.

Definitely; I thought it was trying to homage Goodfellas with a Jewish twist.

Lisa needs braces.

And since it doesn't exist on the West Coast of the United States, I still have yet to try it.

He's the cousin of Bojack Horseman.

Old Spice anything. Haven’t found a fragrance I didn’t like yet.

Old Spice anything. Haven’t found a fragrance I didn’t like yet.

Has Adventure Time moved back to Monday night? If so, that makes me happy. Not that I have cable, but it's always felt like a "start of the week" show.

Actually I was judging based on the CBB grading system. I really enjoyed this one.

Above average episode. A classic C+

Hey, aren't you that guy who didn't like that horse from Horsin' Around?

I thought for certain this would be about YouTuber dotflist who does something similar with theme songs, though instead of just writing new lyrics he creates a whole new piece of music.

As the old saying goes, "It's not internet. It's AOL."

But it comes with a free frogurt!

And a real human being.

I rock peas on my head but don't call me a pea head!

If only Chipotle offered a Chipohlittle burrito. For when my stomach can’t handle the full-size version.

I look forward when they send an AV Club writer off to a pre-Infinity Wars marathon.