“hymn and ha?” Is this some regional variant? I always see “hem and haw” for this situation.

My god... the ellipses...

u have much 2 learn

You don’t know who Caity Weaver is?

This reminds me of when Caity Weaver started to casually slip TV episode/movie plots into the emails for her Thatz Not Okay series.

I actually READ it as, “miss the duck,” because the context was so clear.

MISS it! Jesus I am bad at typing!

It looks like a typo; I think he swerved to miss the duck!

YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES

Although, I feel it would be more apropos if she were walking down the hall toward Bill. Unless you feel it’s Hills who’s the King.

It’s amazing that that her neighbors/doormen remember exactly what Heard’s skin looked like on an specific day more than a week prior. And how observant they are that they were able to do a quick scan for bruises beneath makeup as she walked by. No amount of evidence she can provide would possibly compete with that…

What the hell is wrong with every person in convicted rapist, Brock Turner’s life?

I once actually had a doctor not test me for a certain condition because he claimed I should be paler! And I was too embarrassed not to correct him. But stopped wearing foundation to doctor appointments after that. I hadn’t given it a second thought until then.

How is it that we still have to explain this to people every damn time?

the daytime concierge saw Amber in the lobby, appearing to wear no makeup, and says there was no evidence of any facial bruising.

Given Amber Heard has access to top line make up and if it’s done right you shouldn’t be able to spot if someone is wearing it this proves zilch.

Sploosh

He had a sexy, royal wedgie.