Frankly, I had no idea the sand was this disgusting. I'm never shitting on the beach again.

The mountains.

And I looked, and behold a brown horse: and his name that sat on him was Deuce, and Feces followed with him.

The beach fucking blows. I can see the allure of some gorgeous white sand tropical paradise, of course, but the average touristy American beach fucking sucks.

I celebrate us.

Is Kardashian knowledge something we, as a people, brag about now? PLEASE GOD JUST MAKE IT STOP.

I feel like we’re still anti-JLaw, but its certainly died down. Imaginary BFF is LONG GONE, but I feel like the backlash backlash has properly geared up quite yet. We’ll have to see what happens when the next Hunger Games comes out. My fingers are crossed for an even split that results in an all-out comment WAR.…

Me too!

I think she murders them. She probably murders them, right?

Maybe she’s just raunchy?

No, it’s going to hurt a lot of men, as their knees jerk uncontrollably up onto the undersides of their desks.

To be fair, TMZ is garbage.

That TMZ article about Caitlyn’s crash is dated 7/12/15 and refers to her as “Bruce”

You must be too young to remember that Caitlin’s brand in the 1980s — which brought her fame and wealth — was built entirely on the concept of her being the ultimate in masculinity.

Come on now. If it were that easy it wouldn’t have taken her 65 years. Even with all her privilege it wasn’t easy. I don’t know how old you are, but this moment was unimaginable 20 years ago or even ten years ago. It took courage for her to step out as a woman in front of the entire sports establishment.

Ronda had the zinger of the night.

I’m so happy this happened at the ESPYs. I think that at events like the Oscars and Tonys LGBT acceptance is practically de rigueur at this point, and LGBT people have become much more accepted in those circles in the past decade, but hearing and seeing Caitlyn Jenner tell her own story to an audience filled with NBA,…

I feel Benghazi is a perfect analogy, because it was also caused by a bit of carelessness at the wrong time, and it also seems to come up whenever someone wants to detract from the President’s accomplishments. I'd ask you to go look at like any article about Jenner in the past few months, and specifically check the…

Thanks for bringing that up. It’s important that people keep shouting “Benghazi!”-oh, sorry, “car accident!” whenever she’s in the public eye.

omg did you just solve depression? Mind blown.