It is different. It’s very different because a passenger is in the car with you, and is able to watch both you and the road while they talk.

Yep, I’m a “fucking cunt”.

Talking on the phone period is hazardous. The problem isn’t holding a phone, it’s trying to have a conversation over the phone and drive at the same time. The brain isn't good at doing both at the same time. It's similar to driving drunk.

It is slightly different because the passenger also sees and reacts to traffic conditions. Ever notice how there is a lull in conversations with passengers when you get to a tricky patch of traffic? The person in the other end of the line won’t be sensitive to your driving conditions.

I hate to break it to you but you aren’t more talented at multitasking behind the wheel than the rest of us. You have just been lucky so far. One day you could kill or injure another person and/or yourself.

Seriously. I thought for sure that would be the main point made! Screw the etiquette, get the fuck off the phone for everyone’s safety.

Countless studies have shown that it is very different and way more dangerous than talking to a passenger. But you know, that's just scientific studies, I am sure you know better.

Yeah you can’t ask someone to contribute to the meal and then ask for a hostess gift, what a brat.

Thank you. It isn’t a hands-free thing, just a simple “driving while distracted” thing.

OMG. I can’t believe the hostess gift expectation in the last question. So wrong.

ALL OF YOU PEOPLE HERE NEED TO STOP DRIVING ON THE PHONE. please, before you T-bone someone.

Donald, it’s so crazy how videos work nowadays. They record everything you say just as the nonsense oozes out of your stupid mouth. Definitely “distortions by the media” if you define “distortions” as things that really happened and “media” as my own damn eyes and ears.

Maybe she's like me and wants the other brother. I couldn't settle for this one. I'd rather have none than the lesser bro.

But bad movies make money all the time.

I like when people try to figure out why bad movies flopped.

I hate all these celebrity paternity stories (this one, the constant rumors about Khloe Kardashian, etc.). Regardless of the DNA test, Bill Clinton is her father. That’s how parenthood works. Biological origins are useful for medical histories, and that’s about it; they are certainly of no use to the public. All of…

Wasn’t this that psychiatrist’s prediction for him in Mad Men after the Betty divorce?

She was really the best one on that panel. I like Michelle Collins though, hell she was the only one who stood up to Whoopi and “the 80s weren’t great for everyone”

I said this over on Gawker, but I’m in the grays there.

Tasmanian devil holding a beer mug. duh