My takeaway from reading too many blind items is that was always a mutual bearding

I canoodle with my poodle

I used to find Miley really annoying when she was first going through the “let’s make everything edgy and sexy and look at me I’m dressed in leather and doing strip tease on an ice cream stall” phase, but lately I find that I’m starting to really like her. She does her own thing, doesn’t give a shit about fitting in…

Canoodle.

Agreed. Not only would the story feel more original, but also immediately establish an emotional connection with us fans of the old movies.

This Lesbian Shitass feels the same. ‘Twas such a memorable meltdown. Here’s hoping for the best outcome for her; maybe it will be benign.

Isn’t Renee Baio the one that called us all lesbian shit asses?

LESBIAN SHITASSES IS LIKE, JEZEBEL INSIDE JOKES 101. Duh, Barack Ebola! Get with the times! :P

I’m repeating myself but: Charlize is free! Should this not be cause for celebration?

Well, this lesbian shit ass is sorry to hear about Mrs. Baio’s brain tumor. Nobody deserves that.

you’re so right—i’ll adjust my blueprints

As much as I love the idea of a diarrhea catapult I imagine that you’d have to actually put the diarrhea into a water balloon if you actually wanted to achieve any real distance.

An hour of Bible Study, no less.

He just said ‘I have to do it.’ He said, ‘You rape our women, and you’re taking over our country, and you have to go,’”

I only ever tried it once, Fage, which I’ve heard is supposedly one of the better ones? I was aghast at how horrible it tasted.

Yea I think this would have been overboard regardless of gender. It’s kinda creepy. I mean, it’s yogurt. Does yogurt really need to be sexy?

One Million Moms can go fuck themselves, but what is with all the spoon licking. Given the scarcity of representation of gay and lesbian families, Chobani is laying the yoghurt on too thick by oversexualizing this couple.

Their facebook page says 72k. So, you know, just shy of a million.

Out of curiosity, how many members does One Million Moms have? ‘cause their numbers have to be shrinking...