This only makes me love pandas more, for being smart enough to trick the humans.

I'm a little scared of fred armisen.

Oh Captain, my Captain!

I feel like US weekly is commiting what should be a cardinal sin of entertainment journalism by not clarifying as to which Michelle Williams he dated.

Regardless of the merits of actual sexism vs. ironic sexism, I don't fathom the argument that Vergara's approval automatically makes it not sexist. It's as if #womenagainstfeminism wasn't an actual, scarcely month-old thing. Women are perfectly capable of upholding the status quo.

She wasn't forced to, but I see why people are complaining about it. She was quite literally used as a prop for people to look at while a white guy read something boring. If it had been her and, say, Jon Hamm on that pedestal, nobody would be complaining because it would be equal-opportunity objectification.

Jessica Lange beckoning Liev Schreiber to help her up the steps- #bowdownbitches.

Disagree!

Well, it's sitting at her waist, so...

This dress is triggering some sort of phobia I didn't know I had. It's like it's made of baby spiders.

I'm sorta her shape, too. I also have to choose between this being the best place for the waistline to go and making me look shorter. I always choose looking shorter.

I think it's a shape thing — as a similarly shaped person, I often opt for a similar waistline even though it probably makes look shorter because it does lie right.

you have to be cop dumb.

Really. The only way that shot himself in the back could be more obviously and offensively a lie would be if they said he had shot himself repeatedly in the back.

Also, he littered! Jaywalked! Shoplifted! And was just an all around terrible person, so who cares what he did!

Hey man, you do realize that women also have reproductive organs between their legs?

I call bullshit. As a dude with a big dick, I can easily sit with my legs closed. Also, no man would be able to cross his legs, like Captain Picard, and plenty do. So, in case your mother never told you, fucking sit up straight like a proper human being.

Also: I'm not good at getting coffee:(

Some constructive criticism, thehunchbackofnotredwayne, since I see you are interested in pursuing a path in sexist trolling: you need to commit (I would suggest you fact-check, too, put that's probably beyond you — Maddie is a staff writer here, just FYI! That is a full-time position, and also a vagina is not…

You are not good at this.