He got some purty arms on him, though.

It’s actually super cute for a baby, a little girl and into tweenage years; after that the cuteness might become a burden.

I totally am. It means my friends don’t suck. Hooray, all the people I know!

I, a white woman, use “hot mess” pretty often but have never even heard “hot ghetto mess” before.

No. An act of mercy is stopping, putting it in your car and taking it to a vet. Hitting it with your car does not guarantee you will kill it, but it does guarantee you’ll hurt it more.

It is everything. My skin doesn’t tan anyway; I just go straight to the burning and freckling stage so I was predisposed to avoiding the sun anyway, but I remember reading an article in some women’s mag written by a lady dermatologist when I was about nineteen: The gist was basically to never, ever expose your skin to…

Meh. I’m 46 and I look that good in the right lighting. Wear sunscreen, kids.

So embarrassing. “Does this look pained? Look at how intense my feelings are. I am feeling these lyrics so much you guys! Don’t I look great? My hairstylist is da bomb.”

Oh yeah! And the poor bastard had his reaction to the news recorded for posterity. I actually felt pretty gross watching that.

I hate Garden State so, so much, so I guess for me this is his Garden State.

Because it turns out he’s a douchebag? I know people who went to high school with them who say they were entitled back then, and none of this surprises me. I mean; they were white kids from Cambridge who breakdanced, fer chrissakes! ::rolls eyes for days::

There are SO many pieces of this story missing, but thank goodness we know what color the shovel was.

You win, and by win I mean OHGODNO!NO!NO!!!

I wrote them and told them I I’d changed my mind and please give my spot to someone else, and suddenly my subscription started the next month!

Tobacco and patchouli? oh no. That sounds disgusting, and I’m an ex-smoker who silently drools whenever someone lights up nearby or onscreen.

I don’t even like Matt Damon but I can’t find fault with what he said here. Plus there’s plenty of context right there in the text-text.

I don’t get the outrage at all. It was painful to see his friend misunderstood in the media during a certain phase in his life... burn him!!!

With her hair up like that she’s definitely got a bit of a Slave Leia thing going on.

I think the “having a baby” part was a joke? The story being quoted was just about how they’ve recently been romantically linked.

That is the stupidest advice I’ve heard! ‘Murican food is full of processed wheat, dairy, sugars, etc... “Ethnic” food like Thai or Japanese is so, so much better for us.