Anything spoken by a guy with a man-bun makes me question his sexuality.

Given that you write for a gawker site, I’d suggest this... it fits you. A barbie jeep for a little b*tch.

Looks like a great way to take the kids to soccer practice....

Are they rounding up all the stupid people and deporting them to canada?

One with good shocks if you are hauling around that cow in the top picture....

Nifty, another article by some butt-hurt liberal beta male still pissed his bitch didn’t get elected.... yawn

Given the list of cars, I am willing to bet the lot of them smelled of poverty, lost dreams and Cheetos dust.

Please don’t. The world already has enough morons.

Any man who hits a woman is a coward.

Only someone with a low IQ would use violence as their first response... you people are pathetic.

A verbal insult doesn’t warrant a physical assault. This is not the fucking jungle.

Act like human beings and not like god damn animals.

A verbal insult doesn’t warrant a physical assault. This is civilization not the fucking jungle. Act like a human being and not an animal.

http://images.memes.com/meme/1109918

I’ll be celebrating yours.

Let’s hope people piss on your grave Albert Burneko when the day comes.

My little sister takes the cake for the weirdest damn food combination.... I dare any of you to try this monstrosity...

I can almost guarantee he’ll never have to worry about going out on another date for his entire time living in Austin.... no woman in their right mind would want to go out with that jackass after this. 

Will someone please point out where “healthcare” is in the Bill of Rights.... I can’t find it.