Nifty.... groupie sluts.

Refused to watch that shit show years and years ago... who gives a rats ass about overpaid dancing monkeys patting other over paid dancing monkeys on the back...

Little dated, and still just as pathetic... seek therapy.

Bring over a left hand drive mini cooper just to piss someone off.....

I wish the windows on commercial airliners were bigger... I would love to have a better view of the flight....

Don’t feign embarrassment.... we all know what you did with that cantaloupe at your aunts house that one year.

I watch it for it’s artistic merits sir! How dare you suggest otherwise.

Easy answer,.. Pat your lap when the stewardess walks by, wink and ask for some lotion and kleenex.

Dumping vomit inducing chemicals into the air vents of a Saab 9000 belonging to an asshole Lt. Colonel while living in Germany. He had to scrap the new car due to the smell...

Well there’s the problem.... idiot millennials jumping on the hoods of cars while on the freeway. Run them over and be done with it....

“remember Johnie 5" “remember Vasily5" FTFY

All denim... the Canadian tuxedo is back with a vengeance.

GOOD!

“And then comes back home with 9 earrings and wearing weird clothes, to Grandpa’s eternal dismay.”.... and introduces you to his boyfriend... Grandpa opts to wash his mouth out with a shotgun.... 

I see a Canadian Supercar is being debuted....

isn’t that line a little tiresome? Please tell me how Trump is a nazi.. (use facts not media talking points)