Show me a non-douche bag tesla owner.

really want

want

Fucking Disney has to infest everything huh?

Crossfit, vaping, being vegan.... it was all a way of generalizing DOUCHE BAGS

I’m amazed that no talent cow even has a career.

$12 for 2 C batteries? Good ole fashioned NYC price gouging huh?

I wonder if they leave mints on the car seats too?

As if the Vaping, Crossfit, Vegan assholes of the automotive world weren’t douchey enough... now they have their own valet service... lol

Not really. 20 is on the low end the more I think about it. I mean the average height of someone crossing the southern border is what,.. 5'2"ish? I think 25 or so could squeeze into that box if you put in an additional drain plug for bodily waste and air.

Remember this is probably the same lot of people who got a hardon when this thing hit the market...

Real men burn diesel and gasoline. Batteries are for bitches with vibrators.

Can you create free floating 3 dimensional holograms without the use of mirrors, fogs machines or some other cheat? Then why are you bitching about the quality of the fictious ones in star wars?

Correction, Model S detects Hellcat, immediately dumps all it’s coolant and washer fluids and scuttles away making a high pitched whine noise.

Who let the homeless hipster hold their keys? lol

Only pussies vape

I think I struck a nerve.... nifty. Btw, not lonely, didn’t loose someone to a tesla owner, get invited to many parties, not threatened in anyway by metrosexual tesla owners....
And yes, I still think that Tesla owners are the Vaping, Crossfit, Vegan assholes of the automotive world!

A tesla owner would have to have male genitals first ya think?

Aww how cute, the vaping, crossfit, vegan assholes of the automotive world learned a new trick to rub their tiny little dicks with in public.