Want more proof that Tesla owners are the Vegan, Crossfit Vaping assholes of the automotive world??

No, I want to see these whiney cunts at jalopnik be forced to drive such a thing on a daily basis.

If I ever win the lottery, I’ll buy a fleet of these just for Jalopnik writers to use as their daily drivers.

At this rate, in a few years there will not be a single car dealer that will want to sell you anything Doug. Keep up the mayhem... err... good work!

You are kidding right? Obama is a mentally ill tyrant. And sanders.... for christs sake... he’s an absolute moron.

You can buy them at any grocery store.... it’s called toilet paper.

I refused to watch that asshole. Can’t stand his petulance and smug demeanor.

Locate it, run the script and give the owner of the rental a brutal review/rating on airbnb.... this is flat out creepy.

Nah.. I bet I can get 20 in there if you aren’t worried about a few expiring along the way. The thing has a drain plug right?

That escalated quickly.

Yeah but how many Mexcians can I smuggle across the border in there?

The real question is how many Mexicans can you fit in there?

You know damn well some baller will replace those with a bottle of Cristal and a bottle of Hennessy

Poor mans Jaguar.

People are different.. pipe down runt.

I loathe GM products. And the Q7 drives too much like a boat for my tastes.

I’d love to stalk that car cross country and do my damnedest to cause it to run down it’s batteries before it gets to a charging station.

Why you ask? Simple. Tesla owners are the vegan, vaping, crossfit asshole of the car community and it would be fun to rob them of one more thing to brag about.

at 6'4" 280lbs... the A4 allroad or avant are tiny to me.

Can they gay this truck up any more?