Damn, that last tweet is beyond poignant.

Man...that last tweet though. Incredible.

“Actually you better watch your mouth white boy, before I stick these gators up your ass and show your insides some style!”

Charlie Murphy walks up to the Pearly Gates and as he enters, feels a tap on his shoulder. He turns around and take a blow to the forehead.

Godammn didn’t even know he was sick. God bless his family

AND slapping a bag of wine while being wasted at your local putt-putt is a lot more fun and safer than a glass bottle. Those bottles are just waiting around to cause problems.

Oh, no doubt his extensive resume also helped his chances, but the fact that he did it is enough to make me smile.

Clearly you did not read the article.

It also helps if you read the article before you comment.

Maybe the cheerleaders did something completely disgusting and amoral, like going to a restaurant with a married man.

Rumor has it the cheerleaders were also part of a pyramid scheme.

Of course police told them they did nothing wrong; prostitution is completely legal in Horry County.

reading this you can also map out Trump’s speech patterns

It’s more watchable than Temple of Doom, which has sections I actively hate, but also more forgettable. Both are vastly inferior to Raiders and Last Crusade.

That movie was FINE. There, I said it. You can all judge me now :P

I wish I could give that 2 stars.

D.B. Pooper

Well if you want her number to talk it over, here: 718 727 0111

I know. I guess him being black means he’s not as important as a cop, since “blue lives” are southern and rural white guys.

Sure! If you don’t like pooping.