Im spending my day watching videos of old rides.

You’re gross.

Why aren’t they just getting a repair dept back up and running so those of us who still have originals can get them fixed with updated innards and live out our 70's again?

Man, I am getting good at forgetting words in sentences!

I called them and they’re open and said insurance will take care of most but not all. I then told they should set up a gofundme type thing for whats left, so they might post one and hopefully the nerd powers of the world will unite help them.

You my kinda friendo.

Lava death would not be as quick as you think. It would indeed be the worst. Your body doesn’t dissolve as soon as you touch it. You would feel that shit for an “instant eternity.”

Starring Robin Williams as Han Solo!

I will never have to be paid to shit on WB/DC movies.

I think someone forgot to adjust the date on that video... Great video, really makes you miss pre zombie America, but Mummy returns wasn’t out until 2001. I spent the 90s living at theme parks and blockbuster videos and I miss that life.

Amen

Its gonna be awesome! Idiots...

Shut up idiot.

We need you out of retirement doc...

Nope.

Shut up.

YOUR HEADLINE IS A GOD DAMNED SPOILER

He wanted to die in Star Wars.