HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Seriously, my entire attitude when shopping retail in-person: Never talk to me. Leave me the fuck alone until I’m ready to pay.

I waited on John Hamm at the Breslin back in the day and he was so fucking nice. His table was wobbling and he wouldn’t let me put the shim under myself, he took it and did it and said “I waited tables for a long time.” He was a joy the rest of lunch and then tipped 100% on his meal. I would give up my left nut to…

JESUS

One could say, too many:

Fun fact: her Dad was a shark.

Why am I so (SO!) invested in this? I am beside myself at the thought that a woman of color might get to have the literal princess experience.

Dear Universe, were I bequeathed of such a fortune as the Hiltons possess, I promise I will make better use of it. I will do a little happy dance simply for being able to pay all of my bills, each month. I will give much of it away. I will sip coffee in bed feeling peace, gratitude, and thankfulness. I will tend my…

A girl who was seemingly conceived, incubated, hatched, trained, conditioned and indoctrinated to be an object of sexual desire as the sole purpose of her existence and her only contribution to society is saying that she doesn’t get to be objectified enough? Do I have the right read on this one?

I just want you filthy people to wash your legs. We’ll worry about scents at a later date.

Reading through the comments, I didn’t realize Coach was so despised! I’ve always thought their ‘C’ printed bags were tacky as fuck, but I’ve picked up a few nice pieces from there over the years, and I always have one of their monochrome zippered wallets in my purse. It’s good everyday stuff that I don’t mind being a…

I can understand appointing 1 or 2 industry reps to serve on the advisory board

Neoconfederates and militia types have killed far more people recently. Let’s focus on the real threats.

So when are we going to ban white guys? Or husbands??

Yeah, I can’t even with that statement. One of the reasons health care costs were so high were emergency room visits that could have been prevented with basic primary care access. Those unpaid emergency room visits were, ultimately, shifted to people with insurance, hence high cost of care and high premiums. Like,…

“I was trying to explain that all hospitals are required by law to treat patients in need of emergency care regardless of their ability to pay and that the Republican plan does not change that,”

When Mother Nature sweeps her pandemic scythe across the fields of the human race, the remnants of the other species of this world will stand and cheer our demise.

Citation please. I want to see Star-Lord’s diet pills.

In before the false equivalencies, mansplanations, basic misunderstandings of this issue, and complete ignorance of imbalances of power and how they shape our world view.