You know, I used to be way more into oral sex, and now it just doesn’t do it for me. My husband enjoys performing it, so I let him...but I’d kinda rather just skip it.

Same. Could take or leave oral sex most of the time too.

umm no sorry didn’t you read the article all women like it all women like the same things getting a woman off is just like a video game up up down down ABAB down down up start

The only moral abortion is my abortion. The only time I do not insult Obamacare is when my insurance is cut. The only time I promote gay rights is when my child comes out to me.

Yeah, but nobody thinks that they’re “rich rich.”

It really hit me when we had to do class projects in 3rd grade and I did mine on the Titanic because the movie had just come out so it was easy to obtain magazines and information about it. I made a replica Titanic out of a empty plastic cat food container because that’s all there was around my house. At the time I…

To be fair, most white churches ARE a lot different from black ones. It’s a difference in style of worship. There ARE white churches with the same characteristics, but they are not common. So in reality, I don’t think she was trying to insult him. And even if his home church is similar, it wouldn’t be the same. So I…

Just remember: they felt all the other awful shit he said about racial minorities, Muslims, women, and LGBT people was just a matter of “free speech”. Apparently this is the thing that was too “offensive” for them and where they felt the need to draw the line in the sand, where they felt the need to “infringe upon his…

Yeah, people who can switch off from the news and convince themselves to not worry about it, are probably unaware that their white privelage is what makes this possible. A lot of people don’t have a choice but to tune in, in case it’s them in the firing line next.

To be honest, I can’t stop paying attention because I’m an American Indian and I have a Hispanic last name. It’s a matter of survival. I need to know when they’re coming for me or mine.

It kills me that Larry lost his show and Bill will probably have his until he dies or retries. Television viewers have no taste.

hey, at least he’s not black

I disagree on the “doctor” point as long as they’re being referred to in the context of their field. If you’re talking to a professor at a university or someone doing research I feel like “Dr. ___” is way more appropriate than “Mr./Mrs./Ms. ___” because it acknowledges their qualification to speak on the subject.…

I just turned 32 and the other day one of my arms fell off.

Too late, he already moved on us like a bitch.

No problem - as soon as we legislate that:

I think the only reasonable solution is some kind of no-holds-barred battle royale to the death with the trainers and staff. Just put all 11 orcas and all the people in the pool until only one person or whale is left, then they are king of Sea World.

Dudes who are not medical professionals tell everyone the dangers of medicine.

Baby, those are overtones. Third or fourth order at a minimum. There’s not a damned thing under about those tones.