Things like this honestly make me re-think deciding not pursuing law school. Any attorney worth his shit should have been able to at least make a compelling case against this. How does a prosecutor get the jury to fold on this...I have no idea. This is insane. I guess the fact that all 12 jurors were, you know,…

proved it to 12 Floridians. fixed that for ya :)

He's probably thinking, "My God. The last car I ever drive is going to be a Geo fucking Metro."

Couldn't have anything to do with it being a mugshot taken while he was incarcerated...

I drive a 16 speed 18-wheeler, ain't nobody driving my car!!

The state prosecutor just wanted to rack up convictions. It's just a game to them. They couldn't care less about ruining someone's life.

Just another great reason to drive a manual transmission. Cuts way down on the borrow requests.

So based on that judgment, if instead of borrowing his room mate's car, the robber went to Avis and rented a Dodge Avenger, would the Avis Rep be doing a life sentence...?

There wasn't a single word uttered in the video. This was NOT a review!

Not one word was uttered, or any text flashed across the screen during the whole video. I'd say they are safe.

Also, aren't those types of mirrors against regulation?

Simple really, the electromagnetic fields inside the Tesla caused him to see ghosts who told him to do that.

Hippies

Look at me, I'm a traffic light.

Sorry, but it seems you are truly the thickest, most willfully ignorant commenter on Jalopnik. This was a solvable situation that ended up damaging the entire Porsche brand. When you let a customer service issue on one car harm the company, you are NOT doing your job. This guy received a seriously flawed car that…

"The car was obviously bad but they can't afford give everyone that complains a new car."

Hey, "cluelesssk", how do you feel now? No, forget it. I don't give a shit what you think.

Stuff like this fascinates me. This may or may not be real, but think about it. We went years without knowing about the F-117, SR-71, B1, B2 etc. Think about what might be out there flying today, when everyone has a camera and ability to post to the internet. I am surprised we don't see MORE speculation stuff like…

looks badly shopped to me...the "triangle" of the "aircraft" is too sharp, right down to the pixel...