Watch out, Fresno!

No, she never met her biological father.

Until she gets selected by Bernie the nomination winner as his VP. Then anything she does will be fine with Splinter. 

Breaking news - In 2007 I took many dumps, and may have visited some countries. 

Well how the hell do you think they will finance the future e-platforms, next M5 and the rest of the stuff?

Anyone who feels the need to write a memoir and they are not at least 70 years old is a narcissistic creep.

How do you know a Manta parked in an underground garage?

How come CW2 are the smartest? Is it because they fly helicopters?

Oh yeah. And I love it when they blast AC/DC during 7.55am morning commute. Who the fuck listens to AC/DC before 8pm?

EA should just switch to AE next year. And then to AE:EA the following year.

Nothing wrong with this.

That’s the id pushing through.

Don’t underestimate the GOP’s ability to find someone even worse.

Good for you, she’ll probably get measles and die anyway.

Justin must have learned the identity of Qanon, Qonanist or whatever, and it turns out it’s a 300lb guy living in his mom’s basement.

Well, he’s covered because George Soros is going to pick up the $64k.

Oh polls are super cool. They told us in 2016 that Hillary will be President. 

What he does in the event he loses depends on two things, the margin and how GOP fares.

You have to show your mug on  ‘Who Is Who In Mental Retardation’ for street cred in your local holler. 

Dream on.