Trump is gold for Twitter.

Obama’s 3rd term. That’s what’s he is offering.

That’s a complete mischaracterization.

They’re thinking if the defense works for Trump, it has to work for them.

You mean just like when Sanders lost the nomination in 2016, a still fairly small number of dumbasses voted for Jill Stein or Trump when they didn’t like the Democratic nominee?

I don’t think that guy would come anywhere near where’s shooting taking place. 

NOT ONLY THAT!

They are fiddling with the emissions software, of course. 

Florida man...I mean, who else?

I’d rather have in country 30,000 Mexicans who are only described as racists, than this cunt who is a confirmed criminal.

Pete Davidson’s attraction to women is best explained by that story line in the US version of The Office, where Michael Scott ends up in a relationship with his corporate superior who happens to be a rather hot woman. They even end up living together. She saw the relationship as a super self-destructive way for her to…

It’ about the Benjamins, baby!

I kinda wish someone would cover my favorite “Joey Ramone” song Lobotomy, inspired by Chuck Todd. 

Just like they made backup cameras mandatory, the government should mandate physical switches for certain functions in cars - air conditioning for starters.

They are saving it for when cranky old Bernie inevitably loses the nomination.

Hmmm....except the approach worked and truancy rates actually went down when parents were threatened with criminal prosecutions.

Both sides...fine people on both sides...

Old Dinesh should now that, sooner or later, in Trump Nirvana the jackboots would come for him because he’s...well, how should I put it...he’s not exactly white.

“voting is, unfortunately, a right only extended to U.S. citizens”

Yeah, but the honeymoon is over.