What happens when a trans or gender non-conforming person, for example, needs to fly Saudia?

he becomes a werewolf after his 13th birthday? So Werewolf Bar Mitzvah spoke the truth?

This is just the thing to make OSHA sexy again.

Dang, let me take you to the hospital so they can treat that burn.

Well you've certainly come to the right place to be judged for your personal parenting choices. Have a seat; someone will be right with you!

No, things like inadequate prenatal care, poor nutrition, unclean drinking water, and disease tend to kill babies and mothers. Midwives tend to catch babies when they're born, and doulas tend to give women in labor lovely back rubs and sips of water.

If you have a localized problem with a roving horde of midwives and…

The silent majority are fucking idiots. Don't concern yourself with them so much either. Worry about yourself, it's all anyone can do.

Yes, rape jokes and jokes about miandry are the same thing.

And anyway, man-hating is not about hating individual men, some of whom are... fine. It's about the need for fundamental structural and societal change.

All of these are gross. I prefer "sparkle cave" when referencing it in conversation.

Seems like a nice gesture when you're taking a picture with some unemployed tourist.

And he was sweaty. He put his sweaty armpit on the future whatever-the-non-queen-queen-title-is of England.

The drink or the geological phenomenon?

I find it sadly ironic that all the GOP can talk about is the economy and jobs and budgets and smaller government, but all they can pass is legislation like this that actually extends the reach of government right into the uterus. Oh, and they will also try to repeal the Affordable Care Act while reducing S-CHIPS and…

#notalltortoises

Also the color of my head while the dye is on. Doesn't matter what tone brown I slap on my head, when it is on it is always that color.

What about vaginal apathy? Do they have lasers for that yet?

meeting, clubbing, boning

it was a shot gun wedding

I'm sorry I wanted to read this but I am still stuck on the "79 dollars for a 1 day supply of food" part