I've found that doing your bacon in the oven is the best way. It might not be as quick, but it's easy to get it crispy and clean up is easy. If you use the method linked, I'd suggest crinkling up the foil somewhat as it helps the fat drip off to optimize crispiness.

I like "fallen to the communists" from IT Crowd.

It's only a crime if the caterpillars were pregnant, with the only actual crime being committed being the death of the eggs.

Black jeans, Toms or some other slip on shoes, a nicer t-shirt (either striped or with a cute detail) and a cardigan. Looks fairly put together, it's comfy, and pretty easy to go through security with.

My boyfriend got an absolutely beautiful vintage, mint condition Pierre Cardin jacket for $10. There are plenty of great deals to be had—just recently I got a brand new pair of Banana Republic tweed work pants, with tags, for $6. Sure, you have to dig around the store, but it's worth it.

I think when we're talking about drinks, it does make more sense to look at calories as the marker of "healthiness". Most drinks are empty calories and aren't adding to your overall nutritional intake.

He's probably one of those people that doesn't consider unattractive women people.

See also: Tinted windows. I can still tell if you're leaning across the passenger seat to leer at me.

Yea, I've gotten the "you're a racist bitch" line a few times. No, I find plenty of men of color very attractive—just not the ones who feel the need to comment on my anatomy or yell at me out of car windows.

I don't like overly sweet drinks, so I find that a dry gin+seltzer/soda+a lime wedge is my usual drink.

I do the same thing. That way you just have to get up, shower, eat breakfast, and groom. No stumbling around tired figuring out what to wear.

Is there a web interface for this? I don't use an ipad or smartphone, but this seems like a nifty gadget.

I think getting a photo shoot for the whole day is a bit excessive, but my partner and I want to elope and I would like to get a photographer for an hour or two. We're going to do the city hall thing, as we're both atheists and see it as a social/legal contract. I'd like to have some nice pictures of us and document…

I think that might be officially living together, as in both names on the lease/deed. There are plenty of people who spend every night together but still have separate residences.

I love the pants, but they weren't the right choice with that top—too much business. If you go have one fabulous patterned item, it's best to wear it with a plain accompaniment to make it pop.

I did the same thing... High Class! High Class!

Exactly. It removes the responsibility from the parent for failing to encourage activity and healthy eating choices. Are some kids naturally heavier? Of course, but often unhealthy habits that can lead to childhood obesity are modeled by the parents. Instead of saying you're fat, dumping out her hot chocolate, yelling…

Actually its pretty hot, especially if you can manage to get it in your mouth from that angle. At least for me.

I enjoy tittyfucking, although I do think it's one of those things you have to have the right anatomy for. I have large, sensitive boobs, so it's quite enjoyable if combined with other activities. Plus, it's such a turn on for my partner that it really turns me on as well.

I prefer the "I just got laid parade."