This reminds me of how phonetics were created and brought to life on the single purpose to make learning languages easier and more logical by bringing in defined rules but instead it brought a whole ocean of confusion, pain and misery to those who had to learn it without the aid of LSD.

@SG-17: +1

@milkycemetery: The irony is that you were probably eating a whole deep-fried chicken as you typed that. Speaking from people I personally met.

Jesus, people are still talking about the iPad? Where's my revolver.

@bonneyt: I got the name from a song by Necrophagist. Fermented Offal Discharge is the full name of the song but I couldn't use it because it's obviously too long.

@webguy16: 600x from the speed that we perceive time, duh..

You don't need a 600$ iPad to this. A standard A4 sheet of paper for two pennies with those designs printed on for additional 5 cents, would create the effect, if not a better one. The sheet would also fit into your pocket and can even transform into a beautiful swan or highly complex aircraft with the right folds.…

Damn, that really blows. Thank god I'm European and have an awesome name that no Hollywood business man will ever be able to make up for the next big hit douchebag.

@Propelnox: You must have some really good pornography on your HDD...

@DrSpaceboots: Woah, he looks here like the result of a care bear and Bill Mays having an orgy!

@ernie.: You're right, but the point still stands.

@docpark: You should as well use an abacus then. The iPad basically has the same processing power as one.

Wow... so he drives an SLS AMG, is a billionaire and the CEO of a computer company that places more emphasis and priority on design and style than Martha Stewart and despite all those facts, he can't get a custom fitted suit and put on a nice white shirt with a tie? I lost faith in humanity.

I for one like it but I would never give it up for a touch screen or HTC's brand. How about we negotiate? Give the technology away for free to HTC and get them to make an amazing touch-screen phone with it. Also, I should be sent a free sample of the phone due to the fact that it was my brilliant idea.... and a…

@Polybius: That would actually be the Black Stig which the current Stig replaced.

What a waste of time, literally. Waiting a hundred years to just see garbage, why didn't they put something meaningful or something that would of been interesting to see/hear/read? Possibly predictions of what today's world would look like? Or hell, a newspaper from back then. Sometimes I feel as though everyone at…

@Who's Soap?: That's depressing.

Now I'm even more proud for only ordering food from McDonalds twice in my entire life. Oh! And once from BurgerKing.

@BazookaJoe: Sounds like someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed today.

The internet consists of many tubes... and morons!