Its weird to me so many people trust corporations but distrust the government.

So we’ve been spelling Ptrump wrong this whole time?

Thank you for helping me make up my mind that the people trying to defend it are definitely worse. Good effort, man.

Well, sure, but that’s kind of missing the point.

On this pass from constantly underperforming QB Blake Bortles

It’s the timing though. It’s like whatever website I was on the other day that was showing video of the incident in VA that played right after a 12 second auto collision repair advertisement.

That’s how I feel about the entire “fantasy football marathon” thing. Why spend so much time so people can play make believe Gm a little better.

No one is saying that this ESPN auction thing is literally worse than the NFL draft, but it both looks gross and is completely unnecessary.

Do you see the picture up at the top with an “auctioneer” holding up a guy’s head on a stick?

“This is a bullshit joke, and you can’t prove anything! Some people just regrow all their hair!”

obligatory.

“To make this player auction needs something. I know. Let’s have the moon-faced white man hold up Antonio Brown’s head on a stick.”

I don’t know what’s worse, the actual segment or the people trying to defend it. This is in poor taste.

Equal time for alternate viewpoints.

[Announces a safety can cover the field and make picks]

If HBO’s Confederate becomes a hit, we’re definitely getting a CBS comedy where Kevin James plays a slave auctioneer who keeps getting distracted from his job by pie.

This is about as appropriate as Home Depot’s September 11th sale on box cutters.

“This is a great buy if you’re looking for a running back to help you move the chains!”

The auctioneer looks like he should be starring in a shitty CBS sitcom where he’s married to an impossibly hot wife.