Exactly! How fucking stupid are you to stand right next to a crazed man piloting a 3,000 lb machine? All it takes is him deciding to jerk the wheel hard right and you’re fucking roadkill in a second flat.

Well near the end of the video (at about 2:45) the crazy guy gets a running start and rams the car in front at a good clip. Would be by far the most action on the entire video but it all happens out of frame because the idiot filming apparently thought it was more important to capture the sky and ground than the car…

This was California, not Texas. The strict gun control laws in California make it impossible for anyone to ever shoot anyone else.

Yeah, I’ve seen a meth head in the middle of the street before. You don’t stand around taking cell phone pics, you GTFO and call 911.

I would be more worried about him shooting me while I am standing there watching.

He definitely appears to be intoxicated. I think he doesn’t even know there’s a car in front of him, as he keeps revving his motor, changing gears, and steering.

Could be the opening scene of his own personal Falling Down.

After watching the zoom on the driver, I’m guessing he was either on something, having a weird medical episode, or a malfunctioning replicant

In before “the real crime is portrait mode haha!”

Again I feel like a lot of this interpretation is simply looking for a message you wish to be found.

This is gospel, all of it.

So, they’re recreating the first Fast and Furious movie, before the series turned a superhero franchise?

Jon Snow doesn’t want your fucking Pepsi Kend- I mean Daenerys!

Yes. This is the time to introduce new players but they have been disorganized and often torched this year (not just this event)

*Stupidly drafts an Ertz in fantasy again*

Does this mean I have to give up my irrational hatred of Julie Ertz (née Johnston)?

Clint Dempsey? Tim Howard? Michael Bradley? Come on...

then maybe you should get half a clue about USA soccer

You mean a friendly, right? A friendy sounds like a awkward handjob from someone you have an otherwise platonic relationship with.

Does it? It’s a friggen friendy FFS