So now we’re supposed to get dressed up and try hard? Fuck that.

How come women can’t go sleeveless when Paul Ryan is allowed to go spineless?

Your kid is on 12U all-stars? Congratulations! That’s fuckin’ awesome!

I prefer this gif for, uhm, reasons.

She could oil my motor any time....

Excellent signing for Arsenal. Not only is his club record great he’s currently the 2nd team striker for the French national team behind Benzema (Real Madrid) and Giroud (Arsenal.... wait.... oh......). nevermind.

Prediction: Arsenal sell Giroud to Everton, Giroud outscores Lacazette.

I think it’s funny that Lacazette is further down the pecking order for France than Olivier Giroud.

This has been the source of unceasing frustration for Gunners fans desperate for an upgrade on the underrated but still rather limited Olivier Giroud. But that has all changed today.

A lot of fast food places time the service. If your times go up on average, management can come down on the store, the managers, and the employees. No raises, staff cuts, etc.

Hmm I cannot wait to see how they fuck up a sure thing French striker.

I get where he’s coming from. If there’s one thing Russians hate it’s unfairly trying to dictate the outcome of what should be a impartial process.

We’re feeling sorry for the kid who snatched some shit as it was landing in someone else’s lap? Fuck that kid.

(old man tweets his name at Jack Sock, arrives in Mr. Burns-as-Jimbo Jones disguise, gets another 19 towels)

Coaches were at a loss to explain whose fault the play was, since the players are all nice boys from good families.

So Ghitelman was just being like every other American

Liberal garbage written by establishment elites.

Dear Louisville, KY cops...

This all sounds a little ...strange, but I get it. At first I thought it was a full on Nazi celebration weekend. But, yeah, OK, some folks do Civil War, some do WWII. And seeing living, breathing people wearing the star of David their ancestors were forced to wear can be rightly jolting. So... ok.

If you’re good at fireworks safety, you’re too old for fireworks.