OH...OH GOD>>> I think I’m going to rupture something silent-laughing at this

The one to rule them all.

It’s just another doe for you and me in paradise.

Yeah, I knew there’d be a shorter path using someone else from Inception.

2015 - gay marriage legalized in the U.S.

No, see, it’s hot when women do it.

still wondering when all these gay marriages are going to bring about the collapse of society...meanwhile the people saying this just spent the week also saying it was no big deal when teenage boys sexually assault teenage girls.

I’d argue that in the grand history of the MCU, 2014 was a banner (hah) year because of both GotG AND The Winter Soldier. Until 2014, the MCU was basically the Iron Man Show—even Avengers was, in the end, his movie—but the one-two punch of TWS and Guardians showed that Marvel movies could be viable without Tony Stark,…

I chose GotG2 because even though the stylistic risks debuted in the first movie, the sequel told a much more emotionally complex narrative, exploring the theme of family in greater depth (where GotG1’s “unlikely group becomes a family” is fairly conventional). Collectively the two films significantly widened the…

Actually that sounds like heaven to me--every home a Milford Academy, every child a near-mute Buster Bluth clone.  

“the practical and affordable emissions improvements have been reached and the incremental gains from here on out are going to negatively impact consumers with reduced power, driveability and so on as well as be costly to implement.”

Fuck what the people want. Murricas beloved F-150 uses twice as much fuel and emits twice as much CO2 as the average european car. This shit needs to stop.

I see what you are saying but I'm pretty sure there is a big difference between liking powerful cars and condoning cheating/breaking the law. 

That’s a lame sidenote.

The military transformed me into napping virtuoso. We knew we had reached new heights in our napping skill as we nodded off waiting in line at the grenade range (don’t worry, we didn’t have grenades yet).

If you enjoy witty lyrics that combine French, English and references to kings, there’s a great stanza from the Hamilton soundtrack that provides the flamboyant and insouciant Marquis de Lafayette a great introduction for himself.

Not seeking recommendations on how to get my kid deeper into Blues Traveler at this time, thanks.

That's AMAZING for '77.

Is your life really that exciting?