That's just normal Benguiat, its capital Us are strangely horseshoe-shaped.

"I suppose it must've been inevitable, that someone would try to make Morgan Freeman stranger…"

Presumably, the polar bear is prepping for a contest and eating clean. Other-bodybuilder would be a cheat meal.

And then, of course, there was its live-action sequel*, Automan.
https://www.youtube.com/wat…

Man, watching Al shuck and jive through that painfully laugh-tracked dialogue really gives me an even greater level of respect and/or pity for him. That man worked hard to get where he is today.

"At least let us scrape him off the field!" –Chef, South Park

People have always scoffed when the idea of Olympic Bodybuilding is brought up, so what if we sported it up a little? Muscle March, anyone? (As always: "Oh, Japan!")

That wasn't a sport, that was WAAAAAR!

Same, and then went looking for this comment. As always, the Internet provides. (SRSLY, though, that game was a revelation. The Bitmap Brothers are gods.)

This should be a yuuuuuuuuge scandal, but the Lamestream Media is totally covering it up for Shillary as usual!

Or, maybe "the" problem is also deregulation. I realize the Free Market is all-knowing, the Free Market is all-powerful, and the Free Market can do no wrong, but the issues you point out don't make deregulation not still (also) a problem. It's one of the basic tenets of Capitalism that companies are soulless monsters…

Um, that point wasn't about TV access, it was about price competition. Unless you know something I don't, Netflix still requires you to also subscribe to your cable company's broadband service, for which they can charge basically whatever they want because there is near zero competition. Maybe a single phone company,…

GHWB invented fiber optics, giving us a thousand points of light-speed Internet!

You left out DADT, even. (Though, in his defense on that one, it seemed like a good idea at the time. We didn't clue in to the immense psychological costs associated with imposing such an unrealistic model of human social interaction until later on, hindsight being 20/20 and all. WOW does it sound dumb now, though…)

Wouldn't Smarties pants be the trousers where you store your rolls of multicolored sugar tablets?

And yes, it might sound like this is a case of academic masturbation,
with pretentious post-grads bending over backwards to try and come up
with a valid explanation for their lazy taste in movies.

It kind of is, yeah! If you're just looking to kill time, at least.

"Some fans of the Star Wars movie found the whole thing ironic, considering the plot elements of The Phantom Menace." Truer words…

Honestly, that still feels less weird than Tarantino's feet thing, so it seems to me you have nothing to apologize for!

Well, I was quite the asshole about it. But, c'mon! Two months!?!