I know I’m poor because I have no idea what a Bugatti Veyron is.

I didn’t even notice Liv and just stared at Steven Tyler for a solid minute thinking “Well I’m pretty sure that isn’t Johnny Depp, but who is it?” until I read the caption.

My first thought when I saw Stephen Tyler was ‘wow, Johnny Depp has lost a lot of weight.’

Why do people live in New York. This makes it sound like hell on earth.

ehhh Anthony Misiano did it better:

We knew we were wrong the instant we saw him in the suit and make up. I’d argue this is the REVERSE situation. Leto could make a good Joker. But this design...does not give confidence.

They should have a variety. Not everyone likes swollen dudes with their veins popping out. Swimmer’s body, yes. Runner’s body, yes. Hell throw in a sumo too, more to look at and appreciate. The beauty of the male body, whilst eating wings.

Mmmm now make the boys willowy and ghastly and sporting flowy, fluttery black skirts and you’ll have a customer for life from me.

What? Goth ladies have “hunk” definitions too, you know.

Yes, but what will the uniforms look like? Unless it’s speedos or tight boy shorts with tight vests this is a sham.

I’m pretty sure you aren’t supposed to tell people you’re in witness protection. That’s like going into a bar and telling people you’re a spy.

Why HBO didn’t take advantage of their talent and create a series about a New York City writer who has recently divorced her tycoon husband and moved to Nantuckett, Massachusetts to start a new life and open a boutique shoe store after which she unexpectedly falls in love with the less-than-bright local airline…

No one should be buying any guacamole made in a factory, period. That said, as a precautionary measure, I’m recommending a shot of really excellent tequila before, during, and/or after eating the guacamole at restaurants, parties, or right at home. One can never be too safe!

Also even if you think you’re too lazy to make your own, you can do what I did and make it once, but make a double batch because you REALLY love hummus but then you will have such a terrible overwhelming amount of hummus that you cannot possibly eat no matter how much you shove in your face, and by the end of the week…

No, he chases my feet while I’m holding hot liquids because he’s a dick and steals my food when he manages to trip me and food falls off my plate because he is a dick but I love the little son of a bitch.

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I honestly hope he realizes, in many medical schools across the country, Asians are not considered a minority, as there are far, far more Asian medical professional students, than Hispanics, Blacks, and Anerican-Indian/Pacific Islander.

Cosplay is not for you the audience but for them the cosplayer. They do it because they want to dress up as they favoritve characters, design and assemble their outfits from scratch and wear them proudly for them to look at.
Never is their objective for it to be your or my Desktop Wallpaper

Getting to that point is the ultimate point and goal of a cosplayer.

This reminds me of the time I saw Lord of the Rings and then I started summoning giant walls of water to expel ring wraiths from Rivendell.