If we had such a thing, only a $kaygog comment would be worthy. 

Condom Drawer is a funny name for your fridge. 

Okay Abby Lee Miller! 

Michigan, we also do require the wear or helmets or full gear.

I wonder if people who hate the halos in F1, also hate the wearing helmets on motorcycles?

It’s still a fun car that can easily net you in some trouble if you push it.

“Feel that fucking wood,” I screamed. “Tell me if you can ‘feel the grain’ now, motherfucker! And,” I said, stopping him for a moment as inspiration struck me, “feel it with your face.”

As a 1.5L Civic Si owner, I am a little jelly of your engine option.

Man, I respect that fact he has done a lot in terms of software development and has had several companies but his recent behavior is very questionable.

If they don’t scroll down enough to see that I actually took the time to find a decent looking girl next to a decent color Camry, fuck ‘em; they don’t deserve to see the joke.

Sexier Package already has that rolled in but since you asked about it, that will be another $2500 for the explicit awareness fee.  

The Si has heated seats, I rarely use them but I don’t drive it during the MI salt onslaught called winter everywhere else.

A part of me knows you are joking about the market demand for manuals and people buying them used; but I want there to be a stash of 2.0T Accord engines laying around, so I can put one in my Si to make it more of the middle ground it should have been, still good car but it could have had a little more. 

Tame Hunduh Civil Is in Tranquil Night Blue Pearl.

For not seeing the /s in my message, you will need to spend the next year in the grays.

Moonlit Forest that the plug in hybrid has exclusively is not bad looking, not my cup of tea but I suppose if you wanted a more dignified color, it would not be bad; I hate beige interior though.

I have the Aegean Metallic Blue, Blue is my favorite color and even I would have done the same as you.

It doesn’t come in a lot of colors, but red and blue are options for the current one.

Or hollowed out floor panel/secret container with sex toys, that would be funnier; I just wanted to run with a dark twist.