It’s super simple. The actual recipe calls for you to boil a chicken breast, but I just use a rotisserie or roasted chicken breast, chop it up into chunks, throw it into a food processor, add a whack of mayo, and a roasted red or pepper or two from a jar, a little salt, a little pepper, blitz it until you have a…

Shelter Cat Update!

So I’m feeling very grateful for this space tonight. My mother was in the hospital for a week and just got home—it’s a long story but she’s basically starting to lose ground. Mom has finally admitted that it’s time to at least consider getting onto lists for long-term care. It’s a sad thing and nobody really wants to…

Sorry I couldn’t thank you guys sooner for helping me out. I had my surgery last week and it wasn’t so bad. One second they were wheeling me into the room the next I was waking up another room. The pain never got to bad either. They had to remove one of my ovaries. Turns out the cyst has twisted around it twice and…

The commercials write themselves. 

I guess most college kids aren’t asking for black pepper on sandwiches, idk.

I’m so sorry I couldn’t reply to your comment about the ‘Viking’ (?) comics. I couldn’t find your reply anywhere on the page. I think that is, indeed, the one I was referring to, so thanks for jogging my memory.

Sounds like the horse meat dealer from Bob’s Burgers

There’s a troll in the Washington Post comments who will ask sexist commenters, “You sound cranky. Have you eaten today? Maybe you need a Hot Pocket or pizza rolls.”

In unrelated news, 5 men in that area of town have been reported missing....

Here in Poland through Eurosport and other venues it’s honestly fine and always was.

I’ve been trying to watch the olympics. NBC has really made it pretty difficult.

Show some interesting or obscure sports without having to be up at 3am for it. Every time I check, it’s the “popular” (allegedly, but not so much, apparently) big-ticket items I’m kind of bored with. Everybody’s seen tons of swimming and soccer, let’s see some discus and hammer-toss. I finally had to dig into CBC’s on…

Sounds like Jamie Spears is behaving irrationally. I’m concerned about his recent behavior and overall mental health, based on his behavior here. Maybe someone should step in and take the reins.

Wait I thought words were handed directly from God to Noah Webster?

My first year of university I lived in an apartment (I opted out of dorms) and my grandmother gifted me around 100 boxes of hamburger helper so I could make quick and easy meals. I didn’t know how to cook very well back then so I never even attempted to jazz them up with spices, herbs or even a vegetable. I’m amazed I…

Lunch and dinner you could get a sandwich or wrap put together from a variety of ingredients. They had a stone ground mustard option among the spreads that was the bomb. My roomie and I freshman year put it on every sandwich. They also had some awesome mac and cheese. We also had a fast food window that was open…

I still think about the steak sandwich. Mind you, not like a cheesesteak or something where the meat is sliced or chopped or whatever. This sandwich was just a grilled-to-order(-ish) 6-ounce sirloin between a couple slices of artisan bread. The dining hall only served it at lunch. With some onion strings. I didn’t…

I only really did a year of college when I was younger in Chile, but the food that instantly brings me back to campus life is something called an “ave pimenton” sandwich from the cafeteria. It’s just a paste of chicken, mayo and roasted red pepper schmeared onto basic-assed white bread, but it is so damn tasty. To…

Even though I lived in NY and went to NYU, I would get the weird pizza they would make in my dorm’s cafeteria. I can still remember that weird greasy slice that tasted decent.

But also Snicker Ice Cream Bars and Strawberry Shortcake Bars.