Mr. Deadly Weapon and Ms. Foxy Lady are a perfect match - two assholes behaving like assholes

Coca-Cola could’ve had one of their water brands also on display alongside the Coke bottles.

machine gun kelly must know how to work his dick because christ, I don’t see any other possibilities in terms of redeeming qualities for that sideways asshole.

This is EXACTLY the mindset VS catered to; the men who honestly thought women wore garter belts and merry widows as everyday underwear. Like, you put that stuff on when you know it is coming off in fifteen minutes and not one second before.

If this person went to school in the 90's or early 00's I can believe it. Most teachers could just say don’t rat on me I think you’re mature enough to handle it. 

My school allowed a group of born-again evangelicals to force us to view slides and slides and slides of late-stage untreated AIDs victim’s genitalia. A couple of girls asked to be let out of the hall and the teachers refused. It lasted about 3 hours

I have always mused about the bra and panty set I saw in their catalog some twenty years ago, which were decorated with sapphires. The bra alone cost hundreds of thousands of dollars. I wondered, which Arab sheik is going to be the purchaser? And how carefully would you have to wash those panties?

I just kind of lay there with my eyes closed, keeping one ear tight to the pillow (I don’t know why, but hearing from both ears makes it harder for me to fall asleep or ‘turn off’ my analytical mind), and picture this amorphous and shifting liquid. It swirls and changes colors, it can be dull or vibrant, and within a…

I had a creppy health teacher in high school show us this movie instead of actually teaching us about health. I fucking hated it and have never had the inclination to watch it again.  

Janine (Madeline Brewer) also had very little to work with and did much more with it than I expected. I hate to say it but June is the least interesting character in this show. Close-ups aside, I think everyone is pulling as much weight as Elizabeth Moss.

Would that make Fredericks of Hollywood the sad hot dog that has been tumbling all day on a 7-11 rotating grill then?

Know what word has at least 5 letters? A-M-B-I-E-N ;) 

Interesting. If you look at some of the smaller lingerie companies that sell mostly online (and growing), their marketing is so much different. It’s models of different sizes, ages, race, orientation, ability, instead of some overly sexy white model who’s tits are being painfully pushed up.  I’d say that more…

Victoria Secret is the Applebees of undergarments. There are better options in every dimension, but force of habit and ubiquity have kept them alive long after the sun has set on the mall era they thrived in.

Funny that I’ve been doing this sort of thing myself for years without knowing it was a thing, but I’m not a speller so I do something simpler, like take a series of letter or letter/number combinations then try to turn them into things or phrases. For example:

From the outside, that sounds like a lot of work and possibly more boring than counting sheep

i’d be unable to use this for the “deliberate thinking” point mentioned in the article, but thinking of rainy days or overcast beaches seems to help. it’s weather and scenery i already find comforting, but also, the gray-ness of it seems to clear my head. this is pretty close to what i imagine:

“Artisanal justice, if you will. Completely handmade.”

This story does not need a continuation in any way. Take a page from Jessica Biel’s other show The Sinner  and start over with season 2.