Futons, back seat of cars, the shower, on the livingroom rug, parents’ black couch (very carefully)...

No condoms?

Why aren't you wearing a shirt?!?!? *runs to the bathroom with a "massager"*

I ... seriously need to run to the bathroom because of your cumment. 

Mis paisanos... ¿nececitas ayuda?

The purple one looks cute. Since I now have boobs, it would work for me. Too bad it sounds like the material would be uncomfortable in the summer.

Underboob sunburn. *shutters*

Right? I feel a wedgie every time I see a picture of that cut.

“It’s almost as if those who quote the Bible the most have the least spirituality.”

Hey! We out-of-shape people with jiggly parts know how to bone in places that aren’t beds too, you know ;)

The only anti-Olympian-fucking related thing I heard before the stupid bed thing was where they were still planning to hand out condoms in the Olympic Village, but telling the athletes to use them at home.

Agreed, and I have two of them.

Me too. I’m mainly hear for SNS.

The funny thing is that I was in an argument with a close friend’s abusive father a year ago. He asked if I was Catholic (fomer). He tried ending the phone call with a bible quote, while I just said "Oh, fuck you, Fred!"

You have a point there. There would be an error here or there that I would ignore, but Sunday's errors just stuck out to me. I probably wasn't tired and/or drunk enough when reading them.

LOL, thanks. It wasn't wet I expected... I mean what I expected.

Love the laundry reference. Shit! I got to do laundry.

When I found out that I got a job at the current company I worked for (over six years now), I did buy nice clothes that I rotated with the nicer Old Navy clothes and numerous cardigans I already had: two pairs of Michael Kors pants and four Calvin Klein tops. I would immediately take the “nice clothes” off when I got…

It was slightly better than last week's. Still, the worst is either the heist one or the dragon one, both from last season.

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