“If it had a manual I would by a used one in 5 years”

Alright, here goes. Your infinite scrolling sucks.

There’s a Special Hell for people who say “we need to talk” and then DON’T CONTACT YOU FOR THE REST OF THE DAY and make you wait while stewing.

The Fool’s role is often to speak truth to power. The play is a comedy when they’re heard, a tragedy when they’re not.

I see you shiver with antici

What if instead of fart-pipes, these are actually giant pan flutes for your car?

Here is an idea: Reduce the amount of scripting is the show, so you wont have to rewrite them. GT was waaay over the top with the scripting, a lot of scenes were so scripted that they were cringe worthy.

WHAT THE FUCK

Chicken played a keyboard? No big deal. This rooster sounds like a Formula 1 car.

Trudeau: I saw your handshake with Trump yesterday. So masterful. Is your grip always so firm?

A late Lexus IS-F?

I always wipe them on the backside of the sunvisors in rental cars. They never clean the backsides of the sunvisors between rentals.

This is the sort of thought that rattles around in my head constantly and makes me wonder why nobody else is as excited about dinosaurs as I perpetually am.

These things were REAL, man! Our species has existed for barely a blink of an eye, just a few thousand years; dinosaurs ruled the earth for HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS.…

The whole reason for having a car like this is being entertained by it, not the stereo/nav unit. If that is the reason someone wouldn’t buy it, they probably shouldn’t buy one.

Or younger enthusiasts who aren’t interested in your car unless it is a clapped out E30, Subaru, or Focus ST. I bring my ‘76 Benz to cars & coffee every month and only one guy wanted to talk to me about my car since I started six months ago. “Is it a diesel?” No, M110 straight six with Euro exhaust. “Oh, okay.”

Other car enthusiasts and the rampant dick thrashing that it entails. “Oh, you can’t rebuild a small block? You’re not a car guy. Oh, you don’t drag race? You’re not a car guy.” etc etc etc

This is not the Canadian flag.

my wife just pointed this out, and I will never unsee that.