Or people finding! Puppers that find lost people are four legged angels that we do not deserve!

As far as a pretense for hassling people, this is still a viable system.

Since it’s been shown that drug-sniffing dogs react as much to what their handlers want them to find as they do to any particular substance, let’s just retire them to nice homes and belly rubs.

I’d bet money that more will come out against it now. No one in the Senate was brave enough to be that 3rd vote that would kill it, so Moran and Lee held hands and jumped together. I bet more will crumble, now. Seriously, what do Heller or Capito or Manchin gain from cutting Medicaid? Their states desperately need it.

I think the fish is beyond suffering. Like, way beyond.

Lol, it doesn’t have a brain; it’s not suffering, but it is probably posting comments on kinja.

I am so mad at the world. What was supposed to happen is Hillary was going to win, she would make at least some effort to improve things for women here and that would have a cascading effect on the rest of the world when people would finally start to acknowledge that women have value (that is to say nothing of what…

Republicans want this for America.

The medical examiners are the ones who ruled the death an accident and that there was no skull fracture or evidence of sexual assault. It was the treating doctors and/or nurses that made the accusations.

Let’s see, the head of the EPA doesn’t believe in protecting the environment, the head of the Department of Education doesn’t believe in public schools, the head of DoJ’s Civil Rights division doesn’t believe in civil rights.... yep, that’s the Cheetolini administration.

Exactly. I’m pretty sure that 95-100% of the cops who are shooting black people don’t go into the confrontation thinking “Fuck yeah I’m gonna shoot me a nigger!”

I don’t think being obligated to make a cake for a gay couple is all that onerous—but as far as that photographer from New Mexico goes, if someone has a religious objection to gay marriage, it seems like a hell of a thing to obligate them to actually attend a gay wedding.

Normally in the Kinjaverse, whenever there is any story about Muslim-based violence, there is always one troll with the original comment, “Religion of peace.”

Well, here is your religion of peace.

“ I appreciate your work. But ...” Hahahahahahahahaha. Why don’t you just say “I’ll say something nice at first so I don’t sound like I’m being a jerk (but I’m really being a jerk).”

That doesn’t look like a “yokel” to me, that looks like a upper or upper-middle class, college-educated person. These are the people above all others who voted Trump into office, and assuming otherwise (that everyone who voted for Trump must be lower-middle or lower) class is shitty and classist.

It’s the sugary stuff that should creep us out. Gelatin is made from animal bones, etc. It makes more sense for it to taste like chicken than like lime.

• Monetization Designer: “We could charge the player $.99 to open the door now, or wait 24 hours for it to open automatically.”
  

Either you've never seen a penis or mine is particularly attractive.

Because they are all eyeing each other simultaneously, trying to compare sizes. I imagine that this is what the penises of human males would do if allowed to detach and swim around in a tank.