My only solace is that he’ll be dead soon. I think the average lifespan of a male in the U.S. is about 78? I believe he’s 71? Maybe being president will shorten that due to stress levels.

Y’all, he’s not fucking joking...

C’mon dude. This shit’s getting scary.......

BTW, your profile gif is how I feel every single fucking day these days.

I can’t wait for the wedding; also, that police officer’s arm...damn!!!!

Blech! She used to married to Gavin Newsom. Talk about trading down.

Ah yes. Another fine, basement-dwelling specimen of the “superior race.”

I want to see this talk show, starring Obama, or Kamala Harris, or Cory Booker, or Maxine Waters, or Tammy Duckworth, or (you get it)

I want a talk show to devote an entire episode to reading Trump speeches out loud. No commentary, just transcripts, looking straight at the camera, deadpan as hell, reciting the president.

Meghan has a college degree in art history so she needs to take a fucking seat. Also, she’s 33 but looks like she’s 60 and that’s a thing GOP women do. They dress and style their hair WAY older than their chronological age. See Sarah Huckleberry Sanders who is 35 and Kellyanne Conartist who is 51.

Hey, friendly reminder.

....Witch hunts. Lynchings. McCarthyism. 

No.

Congrats. You just found a way to “All Lives Matter” the Cosby conviction. Grab your complementary bag of “go fuck yourself” on the way out the door. We’ll be changing the locks behind you.

In one of my MFM facebook groups, somebody posted the live feed from outside his house and in the comments people were shouting out Murderino!

Where’s Paul Onions when I need to celebrate!?

Aww. I love Patton and his reaction is so sweet. He said on MFM that when the GSK was caught that it would be like losing another connection to Michelle. I’m sure this is gratifying, but so bittersweet for him and Michelle’s co-authors. They talked at length about her dogged, unflinching pursuit of this case and how…

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